Ok well I kind of did watch the Super Bowl. I watched it through social media, never looked at a TV, not even for Gayty Perry.
Here were my observations:
- Nationwide wanted to let the world know that kids die, and you all were super depressed about it.
- Gays like being self-deprecating and witty with their “unfamiliarity” with sports by using terms like “sportsball” and “why is there a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?!” Really guys….. LOLz!
- Gay guys to football players are what (straight) construction workers are to business ladies; Except it’s not “Look at those boobs.” it’s “Look at those hands…..” Seriously there was a lot of Gronk hand talk.
- Katy Perry just struck a deal with NBC for their reboot of the “More You Know” campaign”
- Missy Elliot stole the half-time show— as Missy Elliot does.
- I was in bed by 9:30 pm, but those last two minutes were “CARAZY!” according to all the posts.
- And people were seriously questioning play call sensibility because if they weren’t an IT programmer, they would totally be an NFL coach—they’re practically the same thing.
- Lastly, you all are a bunch of fat-fucks with those dips, and wings, and nachos, and pizza, and and and and and and and….. I bet you all hate yourselves this morning. (I do, I had 25 cent wings, and spent $5)
I just can’t wait until next year when I am rooting for the Buffalo Bills to win the title and everyone will be talking about how Kelly Clarkson stole the half-time show! A boy can dream right?!
Confessions of a Fat Boy........ 